What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What were Hitler’s habits?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?